danni_v (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} danni_v) wrote,@ 2005-01-16 14:36:00 |
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What I learned this week
I decided I would do this at the end of every week. Just some life lessons ya'll may or may not wanna hear.;)
1.) Men + panties = manties. Thank youdomestik_fucker for the name. You are god, hehe. Example:
2.) Calculators + illiterate = cliterate. Thank you, Mr. Dorland, as well. He's my English teacher, and he was telling the class how most of them don't even know how to use calculators, and thus the word "cliterate" came out. But as soon as he said it, he knew it sounded wrong. MWAH HA HA!!!!!!
3.) Making an entire color bar of one picture is not bland, it’s tensai. Tensai is genius in Japanese. I know that because the title of a really fun jpop song (far from genius) is called “Tensai! Lets Go Ayayamu”. Anyways, I just realized this, and this makes me happy cause now I'm gonna do more like this, LoL. Example:
4.) I have single handedly brought up my entire Science class’ grade average. It's true. I make programs for everyone in class on the calculators, and it makes Physics easy as pie. But some people are telling me I should start charging. If I did, I'd make mad cash. But I don't wanna get in trouble with Mr. Dorland. What do you guys think?
5.) Being on a diet + selling candy in the school store every day 4th period = Sucks! This Stupid. It's really hard to not buy it cause it all looks so good! And "Sucks! This Stupid" is a Micky of DBSG quote. Even though he was born in America, his English is now terrible.
6.) Molly is and will remain my dance partner, no matter how many times they try to split us up. We have dance in gym now, and every time, they try to get us to dance with guys, but I'm used to leading. I don't want a guy. I just wanna dance with Molly cause she's my girl.
7.) Slutty guys in Korean boy bands looked just as slutty at age 1. JaeJoong of DBSG looked SOOO slutty as a baby, I love it. I'm a perve, right?:p Example:
8.) Just say no to drugs and mothers. Follow this advice. It’s for your own good.
Oh, and you guys can feel free to use my color bars just as long as you credit.:)
I decided I would do this at the end of every week. Just some life lessons ya'll may or may not wanna hear.;)
1.) Men + panties = manties. Thank you
domestik_fucker for the name. You are god, hehe. Example:2.) Calculators + illiterate = cliterate. Thank you, Mr. Dorland, as well. He's my English teacher, and he was telling the class how most of them don't even know how to use calculators, and thus the word "cliterate" came out. But as soon as he said it, he knew it sounded wrong. MWAH HA HA!!!!!!
3.) Making an entire color bar of one picture is not bland, it’s tensai. Tensai is genius in Japanese. I know that because the title of a really fun jpop song (far from genius) is called “Tensai! Lets Go Ayayamu”. Anyways, I just realized this, and this makes me happy cause now I'm gonna do more like this, LoL. Example:
4.) I have single handedly brought up my entire Science class’ grade average. It's true. I make programs for everyone in class on the calculators, and it makes Physics easy as pie. But some people are telling me I should start charging. If I did, I'd make mad cash. But I don't wanna get in trouble with Mr. Dorland. What do you guys think?
5.) Being on a diet + selling candy in the school store every day 4th period = Sucks! This Stupid. It's really hard to not buy it cause it all looks so good! And "Sucks! This Stupid" is a Micky of DBSG quote. Even though he was born in America, his English is now terrible.
6.) Molly is and will remain my dance partner, no matter how many times they try to split us up. We have dance in gym now, and every time, they try to get us to dance with guys, but I'm used to leading. I don't want a guy. I just wanna dance with Molly cause she's my girl.
7.) Slutty guys in Korean boy bands looked just as slutty at age 1. JaeJoong of DBSG looked SOOO slutty as a baby, I love it. I'm a perve, right?:p Example:
8.) Just say no to drugs and mothers. Follow this advice. It’s for your own good.
Oh, and you guys can feel free to use my color bars just as long as you credit.:)
